Hi! Hope you had a fantastic weekend. Oh, mine? Well I'm in the office on a sunny Sunday writing this for you guys, so thanks for asking.
Tonight's episode of Bachelor In Paradise basically took us through 55 minutes of reminiscing on every couple's journey so far. Oh, and everyone kissed heaps. I kissed the toilet bowl because emotions make me incredibly nauseous.
Firstly, we were subjected to Jarrod and Keira's last date.
"Keira's pash rash is getting bigger, thank God for makeup!" Jarrod smugly tells the camera, as though burning your girlfriend's face with your stubble is something to be proud of.
The two then frolic in the ocean and do things like this:
We checked in with the island's most boring couple for their last date.
The two ride around the island for 178 years.
Grant's thinking of proposing to Ali, but only if she says she'll move to LA.
Sam and Tara continue to be disgustingly loved up on their final date.
Sam tells Tara he can see her as a mother and as a wife, and that she'd only enhance his life.
On Megan and Jake's date she continues to look at him in a slightly bewildered fashion, as though wondering how she got here.
Megan is going away for "work" for a couple of months after the show and she's worried Jake will go back to his single Gold Coast ways.
Jake tells Megan he can't fight the fact he's falling in love with her, and she says "yeah".
Tomorrow night: The commitment ceremonies! The last episode! Who will get engaged? Who will cry? Who will leave paradise broken?