Vegemite: it's an Aussie staple.
Whether it's the filling in your sandwich, the spread on your toast, or something you dip your crackers in, Vegemite is seen as a national treasure.
But the time has come for a hard truth to be told. Vegemite is really NOT THAT GREAT.
In fact, it's pretty damn disgusting.
It's a brown, yeasty, salty spread, that people actually eat. BUT WHY?!?!
WAKE UP PEOPLE, IT LOOKS AND TASTES LIKE SHIT.
It does NOT put a rose in every cheek.
WHY ARE YOU ADDING IT TO SACRED, PRECIOUS, DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE?!?!?
How on earth do people actually eat SPOONFULS of it?
Most importantly, why do all the kids in the ads look possessed?
Is he OK? Like, he's not really selling it well.