17 Things Everyone's Heard From A Passive Aggressive Co-Worker

    "Will you be joining us for this meeting?"

    1. "Nice of you to finally join us!"

    2. "Is that a new perfume? Very strong!"

    3. "No coffee for me today, my heart has barely recovered from the last time you forgot I only drink strong, soy decaf!"

    4. "Breakfast at your desk again? I hope your kitchen at home isn't lonely!"

    5. "Aren't you lucky to be getting so many personal calls today!"

    6. "Meeting in five minutes! We'd love to start on time if that's alright with you!"

    7. "Meeting in two minutes, by the way!"

    8. "Are you on the phone? I just wanted to check if you were on your way to this meeting! No rush, finish your call..."

    9. "That's an ~interesting~ outfit choice! I wouldn't be brave enough to wear something so... colourful."

    10. "Someone likes their lunches to be fragrant!"

    11. "Not sure if you saw my email but there's a meeting at 3pm today."

    12. "I'm sure there'd be less complaints if this drill was for a ~real~ fire."

    13. “MMM that coffee smells great, I wish I had some time in the afternoon to go out and get one, but you know busy, busy!”

    14. "This last piece of pie can be for you, since I saw how hungry you were gobbling your lunch just now!"

    15. "I'm sure you've got some big plans, you can't stay home watching Netflix EVERY weekend!"

    16. "I just wanted to triple-check you got my meeting invite from this afternoon, you haven't RSVP'd yet!!"

    17. "Look at that! I'm leaving before you for once!"