Tim Robards, famous for being Australia's first ever Bachelor, has recently been subject to rumours that he and his long-term partner Anna Heinrich are on the rocks.
Robards decided to helpfully decode a Woman's Day article on Instagram to over 100,000 followers.
"The term 'heated argument' actually means, 'God I'm full, no I don't want your last piece of steak thanks'," Robards wrote.
Robards even made a sly joke about himself, after the magazine misreported his age.