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This Is What Happened When We Played Never Have I Ever With "The Real Housewives Of Melbourne"

From Bloody Marys for breakfast, dropping the c-bomb, and being kicked out of bars with unfinished UDLS.

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With Season 3 of Real Housewives of Melbourne just around the corner, we decided to get Chyka Keebaugh, Jackie Gillies, and Janet Roach together, to play a hilarious round of "Never Have I Ever".

Never have I ever sent a nude pic to someone:

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Jackie: Girls, put your guilty up there! What's wrong with you?

Janet: We've all been married! So to our husbands and... *looks to the side*

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Never have I ever been in trouble with the law:

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Jackie: Oh yeah when I was caught speeding! I got pulled over.

Chyka: You are a naughty girl!

Jackie: And they wanted me to go to drunk school, and I wasn't even drinking! When the police pulled me over I said to the girls (I was going to Melbourne Cup), "You're just jealous because I look good and you don't!" This is before I became very spiritual. I had a lot of ego then.

Never have I ever thrown a drink in someone's face:

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Chyka: I think I have.

Jackie: I think I did when I was younger... to a boy.

Chyka: Yeah mine was a jealous thing. Boy doing the wrong thing. Bastard!

Janet: Actually I do have to say guilty, when I was married my husband was telling me the biggest load of fibs, and I had a glass of water and it ended up on him.

Never have I ever sent a bitchy text message to the person I was talking about:

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Jackie: Oh I've been guilty of that... it was to an ex. And he kept ringing me and I kept hanging up on him and eventually I was like, "Yes, that was about you."

Chyka: My husband once did that to a client... and as a result of that, I check ALWAYS!

Never have I ever got blackout drunk at a fancy event:

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Chyka: Like a fancy dress? Or any fancy event?

Janet: Does it have to be a posh event? I've had things at my house, where I've been...you know... but I realise I'm staying there so it's fine!

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Never have I ever called someone a cunt:

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Chyka: I hate that word. I'm not a prude, but I hate it.

Jackie: Well I spelt it out to Gina in the first season.

Janet: Not to their face... I may have said it behind their back to other people.

Jackie: I say bitch-cunt. It's sound much nicer so I say, "You're a bitch-cunt!"

Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar / club:

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Jackie: I was kicked out in Hamilton Island for no reason! I went to a staff party that was boom, boom, boomin' and the security guard tried to get me to leave, and I have my UDL like, "I'm not leaving!" And I remember, I used my husband's name and I've NEVER done that and I was like, "Do you know who I am?!"

Chyka: That's not like you!

Jackie: I know! And I called Ben (Gillies, Jackie's husband) and he was like, "What are you doing?!" And I was like, "Um, they're trying to kick me out and I have a UDL!"

Never have I ever been drunk before 11am:

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Jackie: Darling, Europe! What else are you going to do?!

Janet: Sometimes Gamble and I meet downstairs for Bloody Marys at breakfast and it's a good start to the day.

Never have I ever fooled around in a public place:

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Chyka: Fooled around?!

Jackie: It means have sex.

Chyka: Let's just say Honolulu.

Jackie: What! You have to tell me... OK I'll ask you in private.

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Never have I ever flirted with someone half my age:

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Chyka: Absolutely! C'mon... it's harmless!

Jackie: I don't know... maybe? I think we all flirt a lot.

Never have I ever snooped through a significant others' phone:

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Jackie: OK, I snooped through an ex's phone. But definitely not my husband, no way.

Chyka: That's when you learn not to do it. Once you've done it to an ex... well it only ends in tears.

Janet: Mostly it just confirms your worst fears and it's not good.

Never have I ever accidentally sent a dirty text to the wrong person:

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Chyka: That could be bad.

Jackie: Imagine if you actually sent it to your dad!

Chyka: I have a father and a husband both called Bruce, could you imagine?!

Janet: Jake (Janet's son) and his friends used to do it to me, just prank messages though. Like, "Sorry mum, I can't come home tonight, I've gotten a woman pregnant" and I'm like, "WHAT?!"

Never have I ever wrote a mean or bitchy tweet, then deleted it:

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Jackie: I did, I replied to someone once who called me fat. I was like, "Fucking check yourself out, you fuck!" but then I deleted it.

Janet: I don't do much social media, the last few times I've gotten in a lot of trouble and managment called me like, "Get that down." and I was saying, "But I don't know how to get it down!"

Chyka: In fact, it's a storyline for season 3!

Season 3 of Real Housewives of Melbourne premieres on Arena, February 21.

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