Greetings. Welcome. Take a seat, let's have a coffee... Laartist / Getty Images You know what would go perfectly with this coffee? A delicious piece of Cadbury Marble chocolate. Facebook: CadburyMarbleChocolateBlock Oh, but wait, IT DOESN'T FUCKEN EXIST ANYMORE, DOES IT????? Laartist / Getty Images OK, hear me out. Sure there are other chocolate flavours and that's fine. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox For example, there's still Top Deck... and you may try and say that's similar. BBC You're also wrong btw. BUT, nothing will beat the perfect blend of creamy milk and white chocolate, with that hazelnut praline centre. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF BBC Ugh forget sex, the thought of this is so much better. It's honestly a TRAVESTY that Cadbury took Marble away from us, yet they still stock SNACK?! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Television With all the weirdly goopy centres, and one of them is actually PINEAPPLE flavoured. In what fucking world?!??!??!?! OH, COOL, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, THERE'S A WHOLE BLOCK DEDICATED TO SOME GOOEY PEPPERMINT FLAVOURED BULLSHIT? Cadbury ABC And instead of bringing back Marble chocolate, they introduce flavours that come and go like Vegemite, and more recently, WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE ARE? Cadbury.com.au I nearly forgot the biggest horror of all. There is a WHOLE block dedicated to Turkish Delight. A WHOLE BLOCK. Not even a bar, A BLOCK. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FX Yet, no Marble?! I'm shaking from sadness, anger, and hunger. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC Cadbury, are you still listening? Getty I'm begging you, please. Please consider bringing Marble chocolate back. giphy.com Signed, a once very loyal customer.