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Dear Cadbury, I Need You To Bring Marble Chocolate Back

It's time.

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Greetings. Welcome. Take a seat, let's have a coffee...

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You know what would go perfectly with this coffee? A delicious piece of Cadbury Marble chocolate.

Oh, but wait, IT DOESN'T FUCKEN EXIST ANYMORE, DOES IT?????

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OK, hear me out. Sure there are other chocolate flavours and that's fine.

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For example, there's still Top Deck... and you may try and say that's similar.

You're also wrong btw.
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You're also wrong btw.

BUT, nothing will beat the perfect blend of creamy milk and white chocolate, with that hazelnut praline centre.

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Ugh forget sex, the thought of this is so much better.

It's honestly a TRAVESTY that Cadbury took Marble away from us, yet they still stock SNACK?!

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With all the weirdly goopy centres, and one of them is actually PINEAPPLE flavoured. In what fucking world?!??!??!?!

OH, COOL, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, THERE'S A WHOLE BLOCK DEDICATED TO SOME GOOEY PEPPERMINT FLAVOURED BULLSHIT?

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And instead of bringing back Marble chocolate, they introduce flavours that come and go like Vegemite, and more recently, WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE ARE?

I nearly forgot the biggest horror of all. There is a WHOLE block dedicated to Turkish Delight. A WHOLE BLOCK. Not even a bar, A BLOCK.

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Yet, no Marble?!

I'm shaking from sadness, anger, and hunger.

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Cadbury, are you still listening?

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I'm begging you, please. Please consider bringing Marble chocolate back.

Signed, a once very loyal customer.
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Signed, a once very loyal customer.