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19 Things That Are Way Too Real For Unaffectionate People

Can you not touch me?

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1. When someone you don't know that well kisses you on the cheek as a greeting.

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2. When your friend is really upset and you just can't make your body react in the right way to comfort them.

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3. So you just end up being really weird and awkward about the whole situation.

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4. When someone grabs your hand or arm when you're walking and your reaction is basically this...

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5. When you catch up with long-lost relatives and they keep kissing your cheeks and hugging you extra tight and you're like "NOPE!"

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6. When others go in for a hug and it lingers for too long...

7. ...so you just end up feeling really uncomfortable and try to make a not-so-subtle escape.

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8. Or you do your best to avoid it altogether and it turns into an awkward "must dodge these outstretched arms" dance.

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9. When your buddies try and touch you in public and you basically react like this.

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10. And this is your face when anyone starts taking up your personal space.

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11. When you meet someone you've been talking to online and this sort of awkward greeting happens.

12. When you've had a rough day at work and your housemate tries to give you a consoling back pat or hug and you're just like "can you not?"

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I mean, thank you for trying to be kind, but just don't be affectionate, my high stress levels can't take this.

13. When your co-worker is admiring your new jacket and strokes it and you have an internal spasm.

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14. Because you've told people numerous times that you really can't stand being touched, hugged or stroked.

Guys. Buy a puppy or something.

15. And it's amazing how many people DO NOT GET IT.

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16. When you're out with your pals and they're getting intimate and you're like "GROSS" at all the PDA.

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17. When people are making out in the club and you're sitting there in between dances like "can you not?"

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18. When you're trying to push past people on the train but it's like their lips are super-glued together and you can't even deal.

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19. And when you're in that rare mood where you want affection but also hate it at the same time.

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