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love to pretend that my therapist is waiting eagerly for updates on all my dumb shit
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Me after entertaining and performing for my therapist for 45 minutes by turning on the charm and making too many jo… https://t.co/TurGc108cJ
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therapist: why don’t you tell people when they hurt you instead of pushing them away without an opportunity to show… https://t.co/YsPQol9xZF
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my therapist: *facilitates a breakthrough* me: sounds fake but ok my horoscope: water is wet, virgo me:
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Therapist:whats on your mind that makes u not sleep at night? Me;wondering how cercei is going 2 die in GAME OF THR… https://t.co/lu7yan76lm
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me: but after the app got deleted, old vines still became viral…more often than ever, maybe as our joint coping method my therapist: i see.
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me going twitter to share details abt my bad mental state&personal information, after not talking to my therapist&… https://t.co/PKPbKnVHFi
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Me sitting on my therapist's couch
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my friend drunk texted her therapist and asked him why he doesn't open up to her like she does to him
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me: h- my therapist:
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THERAPIST: if his twitter going away made you happy, why not just leave twitter ME: [mentally drafting a tweet re: this exchange] yea maybe
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My therapist is going to be shook tomorrow. Her: What’s new? Me:
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Therapist: so you asked him out Me: well no, but see yesterday he liked my photo and today I liked his photo and… https://t.co/QKoDt9RKoy
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me: cant wait to bring this up in therapy later *later in therapy* therapist: how are you doing? me: im doing great… https://t.co/DEZ1VHA084
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Therapist: what's wrong Me: what if we spend our whole lives not believing in ghosts just to become a ghost that w… https://t.co/8LIu3UVNZq
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Therapist: open up Me:
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who needs dating when you can get all the uncomfortable conversation, awkward silence & sexual rejection from therapy
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I treat going to a therapist like going to a mechanic. "So, It's been making some odd sounds and I'm sure it's on the verge of a breakdown."