1. So, you just really love food.
2. And you're all about making life easier and food more accessible.
3. You're pretty much hungry all the goddamn time.
4. You know there's no such thing as not eating for longer than three hours.
5. And even when you think you're done with snacking, a mere half-hour could change that thought.
6. Getting home from school/work is a reason to treat yourself.
7. And you have your goals set out.
8. On the other hand, you love a good drink.
9. And you know there's nothing better than the sweet, sweet mix of alcohol and food.
10. Sometimes you're convinced you'll do a sober weekend, or month.
11. And you'll restrict yourself from unnecessary sugary drinks.
12. But really, you're just a massive hypocrite.
13. And you know the best way to relax is with a glass of wine or champers in hand.
14. What goes perfectly with eating and drinking? Sleep, that's what.
15. It's how you spend the other third of your precious time.
16. And it's the sure way to temporarily fix any problem.
17. It's not that you're trying to ignore people...
18. ...it's just that sometimes, your life plans honestly just revolve around catching up on those ZZZs.
19. Well, until it's time for a snack, that is.
