19 Things Aussies Will Never Ever Get Over
As if Shannon Noll wasn't robbed.
1. Shannon Noll clearly being robbed in Australian Idol, 2003.
2. Whether or not Jessica will ever be OK again.
3. The end of Rhonda and Ketut's love story.
5. The day McFlurries stopped being flurried.
6. Our downright terrifying children's shows.
7. The insulting makeover of Bananas in Pyjamas.
8. Potato Smiles being discontinued.
9. The creation of iSnack 2.0.
10. The anxiety-inducing croquembouche MasterChef challenge.
11. Steven Bradbury winning the gold medal at the winter Olympics because everyone else literally fell over.
12. Basically any plotline from Round The Twist.
13. The cringeworthy moment when the wrong winner was announced on Australia's Next Top Model.
Rewatch it here and die on the inside all over again.
14. The fact Lara Bingle had a reality show.
16. Tony Abbott eating that goddamn fucking onion.
17. Patrick's death on Offspring.
18. Pauline Hanson's face when she discovered Sam Dastyari was born Muslim.
19. And the 2016 election that felt like it lasted 84 years.
We were literally all the 100-year-old woman from Titanic by the end of it.