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    19 Things Aussies Will Never Ever Get Over

    As if Shannon Noll wasn't robbed.

    1. Shannon Noll clearly being robbed in Australian Idol, 2003.

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    2. Whether or not Jessica will ever be OK again.

    3. The end of Rhonda and Ketut's love story.

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    4. The fact this ~song~ was even allowed to be released.

    5. The day McFlurries stopped being flurried.

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    6. Our downright terrifying children's shows.

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    7. The insulting makeover of Bananas in Pyjamas.

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    ABC

    8. Potato Smiles being discontinued.

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    9. The creation of iSnack 2.0.

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    10. The anxiety-inducing croquembouche MasterChef challenge.

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    11. Steven Bradbury winning the gold medal at the winter Olympics because everyone else literally fell over.

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    12. Basically any plotline from Round The Twist.

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    Honestly, what the fuck?!

    13. The cringeworthy moment when the wrong winner was announced on Australia's Next Top Model.

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    Fox8

    Rewatch it here and die on the inside all over again.

    14. The fact Lara Bingle had a reality show.

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    The promo honestly seems even worse now. And let's not even talk about The Shire.

    15. Karl Stefanovic fronting the Today show the day after the Logies, still drunk.

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    "Let's look at the weather now... it'll be fine for most parts, including uh Queensland, New South Wales... you know what. Who cares?"

    16. Tony Abbott eating that goddamn fucking onion.

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    17. Patrick's death on Offspring.

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    WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS, I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT?!

    18. Pauline Hanson's face when she discovered Sam Dastyari was born Muslim.

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    19. And the 2016 election that felt like it lasted 84 years.

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    Darrian Traynor / Getty

    We were literally all the 100-year-old woman from Titanic by the end of it.

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