1. There’s no doubt about it, One Tree Hill is a damn iconic show, filled with great characters.
2. Let’s not fuck around though. Want to know who WASN’T great? Lucas Scott, that’s who.
The fuck you talking about, Lucas?
3. “But, but, he was the centre of the storyline at the start,” you whimper.
5. He was honestly just the world’s biggest fuckboy.
6. And seemed to always pop up with robotic, meaningless advice for people disguised under the pretense of “caring”.
7. He fucked Peyton around.
8. He fucked Brooke around.
10. Not only that, but he’d dick people around and then be all, “Oh but, like, I don’t know where I stand with you.”
11. YOU DESERVE TO STAND NOWHERE LUCAS YOU CONFUSING PIECE OF SHIT.
13. He basically just never owned his own shit, and was an expert at throwing a pity party.
14. And then would come out with dribble like this, before ignoring his own goddamn pretentious advice once again to go cheat on some girlfriend or something.
I tell ya what Lucas, you sure are a simple thing.