1. These healthy treats for women's wellbeing:
Just had a few of these and my uterus feels GREAT #UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts
2. This pink shampoo that must only be used if you're female:
3. This ~highly personal~ cleaning experience all blokes owe to themselves:
#unnecessarilygenderedproducts Bloke Soak, because god forbid your bath isn't masculine enough.
4. This sunscreen that will only protect very manly skin:
5. And these Q-tips that will only fit in the dexterous hands of a man:
#UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts
6. This chocolate that is 100% definitely not meant for the delicate female palate:
7. These sprinkles that are helpfully separated as per necessary gender requirements:
8. This pen that is only to be held by the fragile female hand:
Why are these pens gendered? #unnecessarilygenderedproducts
9. This man tin for the only screws men will ever receive when owning shit like this:
Today in unnecessarily gendered products: tins!
10. This organic tea that may look exactly the same, but trust us, men and women NEED their own specific packet:
Unnecessarily Gendered https://t.co/fXYrFQex5y
Like, I don't want to accidentally drink men's tea and grow a beard or something?! That's how it works right??
11. These German snacks that are aware girls must only eat the soft, pink-flavoured treat or who knows what will happen:
#UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts: Chocolate by #rapunzel Germany
12. These goldfish snacks that definitely taste different once they come out of a pretty pink packet:
Ew, they'll probably give boys cooties lol.
13. And we must remember, men's products are decisively "rugged":
14. These tissues that are sized and styled only for the large, masculine physique:
Really, though??? They're TISSUES! #UnnecessarilyGenderedProducts
15. The Bronut that by no circumstances should a woman EVER eat, because they'd probably turn into a bro:
16. These Kinder Surprises that are only spreading joy for boys:
17. This very distinctive parma:
The @DukeMelbourne's ~Lady Parma~ is smaller, and comes with salad instead of coleslaw. Can't make this stuff up.
18. This hammer that helpfully comes with a full-size round face for accurate striking, because lol, a female would fail otherwise:
19. These shower gels that are both super-sniff-a-licious but only if you obey the gender norms:
20. These disinfectant wipes that are made bigger – not to clean surfaces, but just for men's large hands:
on today's issue of unnecessarily gendered items: disinfectant wipes
21. These very necessary Bibles designed for little princesses and mighty warriors:
22. This umbrella that will deftly protect men from the rain:
this week in unnecessarily gendered products: a fucking umbrella
It's automatic, too, so they can't confuse their little brains with a manual handle.
23. And this protein powder that will only help women get in shape:
one of the most unnecessarily gendered products I've seen yet.
If a man takes it, he may grow boobs.