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First things first, there's no reason to call Wagga, Wagga Wagga.
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As a Wagga native you are accustomed to all sorts of weather.
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Like the highest of highs...
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...And the lowest of lows.
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You remember the Wagga floods.
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And the crazy reaction from the spiders.
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As well as the time Lake Albert went completely dry.
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You spend your summer at this fine beach...
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...And definitely not here.
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You've been to the top of Willan's Hill numerous times.
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You remember when Kildare was actually Mt. Erin High School.
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And the fierce rivalry between Kildare and Mater Dei.
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As well as the rivalry between Mater Dei and Kildare VS. everyone else.
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But every true Wagga person knows, the real rivalry lies here:
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And we all breathed a sigh of relief when this place closed down.
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Forget about fast food chains, this is where you'll find your drunk food at the end of your night:
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Unless you're under 18, then all you'll be doing is lapping the main.
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And you know you're back home when people park like this and get away with it.
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As a local, you read The Daily Advertiser.
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But mostly for the vox pop gems.
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Because the locals are always up to date with what's happening.
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And while people from Wagga are allowed to bag it out...
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If anyone else does, this is the standard response:
