Buzz·Posted on 19 May 201717 Tweets About Smashed Avo And Houses That'll Make You Laugh Or Cry, Either OneIf I give up avocado now, I can afford a house 100 years after I die.by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Callum @rasta_dad *At the shops* Idiot millenial: "duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado" Me (smiling wisely): "One house please". 11:47 PM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Biff @Biffrva A millennial just realized that if they manage to put down that avocado they can then afford a house! #millenials… https://t.co/VWqIJPKI6A 11:32 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Foz Meadows @fozmeadows Millennials: *eat avocado* Boomers: NO. GET A HOUSE FIRST! Millennials: *stop eating avocado* Boomers: YOU'RE KILLING THE AVOCADO INDUSTRY! 12:23 PM - 16 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Rebekah Smith @brbwatermelon Yesterday I had to make a big decision. Buy an avocado for toast today... or not buy an avocado every day for 448 years to afford a house. 07:44 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Forrest Dunbar @ForrestDunbarAK Barista: would you like anything else with that? Me: No thanks. Was gonna get avocado toast, but I'm trying to buy a house this year. 04:43 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Andy Richmond @SoManyBirds_ you: avocado toast me, an intellectual: edible house 12:29 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Grave glitter ⚰✨ @Ghoulgarbage Me , hauling a truck of avocados : I'll show them. I'll build my avocado house. 08:10 PM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. brad esposito @braddybb Most people would save up to buy a house by forgoing avocado. Instead, I'm skipping the bread. #basiceconomics 10:14 PM - 16 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. martin jort 🌮 @JortsAuthority monthly budget: food: $200 gas: $300 savings for buying a house: $50 avocado toast: $65k someone who is good at economics please help me 06:30 PM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. BuzzFeed Australia @BuzzFeedOz don’t @ me 11:43 AM - 17 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. David Smith @dtsmith_sydney My one year-old niece is literally eating smashed avo on toast for Christmas lunch. And she will never, ever afford a house in this town. 01:39 AM - 25 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Trap @trapshawterino Roses are red I want to cry The housing market is in shambles and I will probably never be able to afford a house one day Smashed avo on rye 01:41 PM - 16 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Matthew Scobie @MatthewRussellS Skyped friend in NZ. Her Sunday consisted of smashed avo for brunch then house hunting. Didn't have the heart to break the bad news to her.. 10:31 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. braden graeber @hipstermermaid My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate. 08:15 PM - 19 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Cassandra Pentatrash @nirroca I gutter stomped an avo and then felt regret when I realised that was half a house deposit. 01:35 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lauren Ferri 🌻 @lauren_ferri Australian Millionaire: Millennials can't afford a house because of smashed avo. Millennials: wE cAn'T aFfOrD a h… https://t.co/xvVHmoEqIU 12:53 AM - 17 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite