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*At the shops* Idiot millenial: "duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado" Me (smiling wisely): "One house please".
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A millennial just realized that if they manage to put down that avocado they can then afford a house! #millenials… https://t.co/VWqIJPKI6A
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Millennials: *eat avocado* Boomers: NO. GET A HOUSE FIRST! Millennials: *stop eating avocado* Boomers: YOU'RE KILLING THE AVOCADO INDUSTRY!
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Yesterday I had to make a big decision. Buy an avocado for toast today... or not buy an avocado every day for 448 years to afford a house.
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Barista: would you like anything else with that? Me: No thanks. Was gonna get avocado toast, but I'm trying to buy a house this year.
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you: avocado toast me, an intellectual: edible house
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Me , hauling a truck of avocados : I'll show them. I'll build my avocado house.
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Most people would save up to buy a house by forgoing avocado. Instead, I'm skipping the bread. #basiceconomics
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monthly budget: food: $200 gas: $300 savings for buying a house: $50 avocado toast: $65k someone who is good at economics please help me
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don’t @ me
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My one year-old niece is literally eating smashed avo on toast for Christmas lunch. And she will never, ever afford a house in this town.
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Roses are red I want to cry The housing market is in shambles and I will probably never be able to afford a house one day Smashed avo on rye
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Skyped friend in NZ. Her Sunday consisted of smashed avo for brunch then house hunting. Didn't have the heart to break the bad news to her..
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My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.
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I gutter stomped an avo and then felt regret when I realised that was half a house deposit.
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Australian Millionaire: Millennials can't afford a house because of smashed avo. Millennials: wE cAn'T aFfOrD a h… https://t.co/xvVHmoEqIU