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17 Reasons Kmart Is The Goddamn Best

Goes into Kmart for one thing, comes out with a blow-up pool, a bucket of Maltesers, three books, and seven candles.

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1. You can rock up with $10 and still buy a brand new pair of shoes.

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2. Or if you're really splashing out, some fancy flats are only $20.

Sure they may fall apart after three weeks, but they were a beautiful purchase at the time.
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Sure they may fall apart after three weeks, but they were a beautiful purchase at the time.

3. Everyone needs a mug to show their boss who really is boss.

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4. And you'll always need coloured gel pens to show you're a real damn adult during meetings.

5. Sure, "Home sweet home" signs are a bit passé, but as if this doesn't make you look like you have your shit slightly together?

Fake plants for life, people.
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Fake plants for life, people.

6. Kmart is literally perfect for every occasion.

7. If you're moving house, Kmart basically stocks all your needs.

I don't exactly know the purpose of these, but your friends can sit on them when you're drinking goon punch at your housewarming or something.
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I don't exactly know the purpose of these, but your friends can sit on them when you're drinking goon punch at your housewarming or something.

8. Like as if this set-up doesn't make you feel like a tidy, together adult?

Really it's like the equivalent of throwing all your clothes in the wardrobe when your mum tells you to clean your room, but no one has to know those boxes hold your secret porn stash.
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Really it's like the equivalent of throwing all your clothes in the wardrobe when your mum tells you to clean your room, but no one has to know those boxes hold your secret porn stash.

9. Not to mention, it's great to buy presents for that special someone in your life that shows them you're thinking about them.

Worth $49.
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Worth $49.

10. In fact, Kmart shows you all the things you're truly missing in life.

Oh wait, you can't buy the guy for $20, fuck.
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Oh wait, you can't buy the guy for $20, fuck.

11. Like the time you went to go buy some pens, and realised you desperately needed that 3-Tier Food Steamer.

12. Or the time you went to go buy some photo frames and came out with a brand new deep-fryer, desk chair, 100 candles, and a swan planter.

13. Sure, OK, the Queen wouldn't sleep with this doona cover, but you aren't the Queen so that's fine.

$10 fam! TEN FUCKING DOLLARS.
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$10 fam! TEN FUCKING DOLLARS.

14. Even your pets can benefit from some Kmart lovin' while low-key hating you at the same time.

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15. And while we're at it, let's not forget the cheap bras, undies, socks, and trackies.

For only $3, you too can have a sad pug on your privates.

16. Kmart is full of important and necessary decorations for any festivity in your life.

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17. And it's literally THE BEST at Christmas time.

Honestly where else can you buy a $13 tree???
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Honestly where else can you buy a $13 tree???