1. You can rock up with $10 and still buy a brand new pair of shoes.
2. Or if you're really splashing out, some fancy flats are only $20.
3. Everyone needs a mug to show their boss who really is boss.
4. And you'll always need coloured gel pens to show you're a real damn adult during meetings.
5. Sure, "Home sweet home" signs are a bit passé, but as if this doesn't make you look like you have your shit slightly together?
6. Kmart is literally perfect for every occasion.
7. If you're moving house, Kmart basically stocks all your needs.
8. Like as if this set-up doesn't make you feel like a tidy, together adult?
9. Not to mention, it's great to buy presents for that special someone in your life that shows them you're thinking about them.
10. In fact, Kmart shows you all the things you're truly missing in life.
11. Like the time you went to go buy some pens, and realised you desperately needed that 3-Tier Food Steamer.
12. Or the time you went to go buy some photo frames and came out with a brand new deep-fryer, desk chair, 100 candles, and a swan planter.
13. Sure, OK, the Queen wouldn't sleep with this doona cover, but you aren't the Queen so that's fine.
14. Even your pets can benefit from some Kmart lovin' while low-key hating you at the same time.
15. And while we're at it, let's not forget the cheap bras, undies, socks, and trackies.
For only $3, you too can have a sad pug on your privates.