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18 Things That 100% Happen On Every Single Episode Of "MasterChef"

I'd call this dish "me on a plate".

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1. You get reminded that "Hot N Cold" is still their opening song.

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2. Matt wears a cravat.

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3. Someone looks shocked every time they're told they have an hour to cook.

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4. We get a flashback into someone's life and their sob story.

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5. You see George promoting Swisse vitamins in the ad break.

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6. The contestants all pretend to know who the guest chef is, while really having no fucking clue.

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7. Matt, George, or Gary yell, "THE CLOCK IS TICKING!"

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8. Someone starts nervously sweating.

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9. People yell useless advice up from the gantry.

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10. Someone keeps mentioning the "hero" of their dish.

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11. One of the judges questions a contestant long enough that they start reevaluating their dish, their choices, and their life.

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12. Someone says "they cooked from the heart".

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13. And a contestant calls their meal "me on a plate".

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14. Someone forgets an instruction and nearly fucks up the entire meal.

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15. A contestant starts crying mid-cook because of the pressure.

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16. The judges look like someone has died every time they go to taste the food.

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17. Someone complains there's not enough sauce.

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18. And at least one judge trolls the person, acting as if their meal was super bad before being like, "this is the best thing I have EVER tasted, in ALL the seasons of MasterChef!"

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