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19 Struggles People Who Hate Cheese Constantly Face

It's not easy not being cheesy.

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1. The harsh judgement from your peers.

It's hard disliking what seems to be the most popular food in the world.
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It's hard disliking what seems to be the most popular food in the world.

2. Seriously, people think you're really fucking weird.

And they will express that. Constantly.
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And they will express that. Constantly.

3. And there are always demanding questions about your "choice".

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I didn't CHOOSE to hate cheese, it just happened OK?

4. Because it turns out everyone else on the planet loves cheese...

5. ...but can't comprehend why you don't, so they go all Judge Judy on you.

You're a rare (but special) unicorn, and that's OK.
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You're a rare (but special) unicorn, and that's OK.

6. There are the frustrating times you order food and specifically ask for it without cheese and of course, it turns up, WITH LOADS OF DISGUSTING CHEESE.

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7. Then when you complain, you're made to feel like an overly precious, pathetic baby in an adult's body.

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8. Ever tried ordering a cheeseless pizza in peace?

9. NO! Because there's no such thing as people NOT asking you questions about your "quirky" choice.

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10. Then there's that exciting time when it's a special occasion in the office, and there's cake...

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11. ...but it's a BLOODY CHEESECAKE.

So you have to politely be like, "No cake for me thanks!" while you die on the inside.
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So you have to politely be like, "No cake for me thanks!" while you die on the inside.

12. WHY ARE THOSE TWO EVEN COMBINED?!?!?!

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13. Even someone eating cheese near you is enough to turn your stomach.

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14. Because you don't want to be rude, but the smell can get all too much.

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Then you just feel like a shitty person.

15. And when you're out with friends and share entrées and most of the options come with cheese, you feel like a fucking terrible person for letting the team down.

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Can we please get the fries without cheese? Please, don't hate me.

16. Ever been really hungry on the way to a party or event, and found out the only chips or hors d'oeuvres there were cheese-related?

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17. It's gut-wrenching.

18. Because, try as you might, you just can't get on board the cheesy train.

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19. But hey, if it helps, you aren't the only one out there.