Buzz·Posted on 8 Mar 201829 Tweets That Prove Australian Women Are The Funniest On Twitter"Is it ok to do the Lady and the Tramp thing with ur dog and a bowl of Mi Goreng?"by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Gina Rushton @ginarush Same 08:06 AM - 16 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea I love the line "self-proclaimed feminist". Most feminists are self-proclaimed, it's not like Hogwarts where they give you a letter to let you know. "Yer a feminist Harry" #IWD2018 https://t.co/Dgl2GyR47Y 11:12 PM - 07 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. AMCT @AngeMaryClaire Him: choke me Me: 04:26 AM - 21 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Stephanie Marie @stefinitely85 somewhere nearby is a party full of exasperated raccoons like 'where's stacey gone now, she shouldn't drink gin.' 03:39 AM - 04 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. gan @gisellenguyen Personally nothing makes me relax more than a man telling me to “just relax” 01:24 AM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Deirdre @figgled "LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." commands the small cushion. You whisper "I'm trying" but that only makes it angrier 08:52 AM - 22 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. lucy valentine @LucyXIV me: a man just - - - man on twitter: IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF HE WAS HOT YOU HAVE DIFFERENT RULES FOR GUYS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE 09:57 PM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ceIeste🦕 @atlasdrowned "australia has no culture" explain this then 10:32 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Alex Lee @alex_c_lee I call this artwork "Australian TV" 02:47 AM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Monique Myintoo @aumonique_ Scooby Dooby Doo Where are you? And I’m so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight 04:26 AM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kathy Lette @KathyLette Sad news. I've just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey. 11:45 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. gnocchi balboa @oldbiddyyelling Not responding to a friend request from someone I went to high school with who never gave me the time of day is my more sophisticated version of hiding behind the oranges when you see them at the supermarket 10:39 AM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Cal Wilson @calbo How would I rate Southern Cross Tattoos? Five stars. 10:55 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. allison gallagher @allisongallaghr when i run into old emo friends they all work in property and have a family now and i'm like "oh cool, i'm still fetishising my own sadness" 09:36 PM - 21 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. vetementsgatoradebong @bigsausagelover Adam, 26, gaslights u at every house party, asks how you learned about such good music halfway thru your DJ set, insists rollies are better https://t.co/JDZldJnpLG 09:34 AM - 12 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jo Thornely @jothornely Trump’s listening session notes: extended mix 12:02 AM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Nadine von Cohen @nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH MAN JUST STOPPED ME OUTSIDE THE WOMEN’S BATHS AND ASKED ME WHAT IT IS I SAID IT’S AN OCEAN POOL AND SUNBAKING SPACE JUST FOR WOMEN HE ASKED WHY WE NEED IT I SAID GO READ A HISTORY BOOK OR A FUCKING NEWSPAPER GOOD DAY 04:44 AM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch I’ve found it. The most amazing ‘what about men’ of all time. 09:39 PM - 26 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Robot Queen @ImogenDunlevie My steps to maintaining a perfect uber score 1) 'how was your night? Have you been busy?' 2) 'have you been an uber driver long? Oh awesome so it's going well?' 3) 'oh where do you live. Oh I'm sorry pakenham is so far 5 stars for you 4) silence 12:42 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Nakkiah Lui @nakkiahlui If the guy next to me pays for drinks with bitcoin, I should be allowed to make purchases with monopoly money. I worked long and hard for that monopoly money. A lot of tears. 01:44 AM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sarah Jones @SarahJonesVent “One day my son, all this will be yours” I say to my cat, gesturing grandly to my wide array of mental health problems 03:10 AM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. Kirsty Webeck 🏳️🌈 @KirstyWebeck The annoying thing about ‘When Doves Cry’ is that they never give you an actual example of what they sound like. 02:01 AM - 24 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Alex Bruce-Smith @alexbrucesmith ahhh disney's classic film, 'Being A Woman On Twitter' 10:18 PM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Kara Schlegl @karaschlegl Guy: A woman can be assaulted even if she doesn't say 'No'?? That's so terrifying! Me: Yeah, it's so scary that we sometimes don't feel safe enough to freely communicate our non-cons- Guy: FOR ME! That's so terrifying FOR ME. 01:15 AM - 15 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. FlexMami @flexmami Uber: “Oh you’re not going far, you could’ve walked!!” First of all, I’m lazy. 12:35 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. borto @bortofdarkness Is it ok to do the lady and the tramp thing with ur dog and a bowl of mi goreng 09:28 AM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29.