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16 Questions Females Have For Their Male Housemates

You realise you actually use more hair product than me right?

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1. How often do you really wash your hair?

CW

2. Actually, how often do you shower?

FOX

Don't you feel dirty if you skip a shower for the day?

3. Do you actually masturbate in the shower?!

Warner Bros

I don't know if I want to know the answer tbh.

4. You realise you do probably own more hair product than me right?

Bravo

Stop your teasing, I've seen your cabinet.

5. What's with peeing on or around the toilet seat?

CW

Sort it out.

6. Why was an empty bottle of milk put back in the fridge?

E!

7. Is drinking that much beer on a weeknight really necessary?

CW

8. When the bin is full, why do you always continue to try and squish more rubbish in it?

Paramount Pictures

It's not Tetris... can you just take it out?

9. Are you allergic to bathroom cleaning products?

HBO

10. And you do know when washing up you need to actually scrub things a little to get them clean right?

ABC

Rinsing doesn't do shit.

11. Why is every pair of shoes you own, and your underwear, in our lounge room?

Disney

12. And what's with the beard clippings in the sink?

MTV

To be fair, I'm sure you get sick of us girls shedding our hair too.

13. Why do you rap Iggy Azaela when you're in your room?

Virgin EMI

Are you lifting at the same time too?

14. Why do you bother buying new clothes when everything you wear kinda looks the same?

youtube.com

You rock the white t-shirt look but, you know. Shake it up.

15. Why do you make fun of our love of trashy TV shows when I know you watch Glee in your room?

FOX

16. Finally, what's the most annoying thing about having female housemates?

ABC