1. If google maps says it takes me 20-25 minutes without traffic and I have to be at work by 8.30am, better leave at 7am.
2. Lucky my brakes were recently fixed
3. Would be good if this dickhead driver would just let me merge already
4. It's 7.15am, I shouldn't be this cranky already
5. I honestly cannot even be bothered to beep the horn right now
6. GOOD INDICATOR DICKHEAD
7. Do I deserve Maccas breakfast?
8. Let's be real, no-one deserves Maccas breakfast, it's pretty gross
9. Hashbrowns though...
10. I actually have no idea if I'm going the right way
11. I trust those drive-thru coffee places as much as I'd trust Bachelor Blake
12. So not very much
13. Well at least I make myself laugh
14. Work better be bearable today
15. I can't believe it's only Tuesday
16. Time to swap the playlist
17. I wonder if anyone can see me singing
18. At least they don't know it's The Backstreet Boys
19. I WAAAAANT IT THAAAAT WAY
20. Honestly, what a stupid song
21. Nick Carter though
22. Do I dare switch to radio?
23. I'll take the risk
24. I swear to God if I hear this freaking 'Shake It Off' song one more time
25. Haters gonna hate though
26. Do Kiis 1065 actually ever swap their playlist?
27. I want to win the money!
28. Man, Kyle Sandilands really is a wanker
29. How does Jackie O even deal with him
30. Why am I even listening to this
31. Is this light ever going to go green though?
32. It's 7:45am and I am 100% over this day already
33. Honestly how are there this many bad drivers in the world?
34. YOU CANNOT JUST MERGE IN FRONT OF ME WHEN THERE'S NO ROOM
35. There's blinkers for a reason mate
36. *flips the bird*
37. That'll show them
38. Parramatta Road is just a mass of accidents waiting to happen
39. What's worse, Parramatta Road or Parramatta Eels? Hurr.
40. Remember the time I thought driving to work would be a good way to unwind?
41. What a joke
42. I do not remember making this mix CD of 2006 Emo songs but I'm really feeling it right now
43. What even happened to all these bands anyway.
44. I need that misunderstood angsty feeling back in my life
45. At least every morning anyway
46. NICE FUCKING INDICATOR WANKER
47. Yes YES YES GREEN LIGHT HERE I COME
48. Of course it just went orange as I arrived
49. OF COURSE
50. *sneaky check of phone*
51. I hate Facebook messenger
52. I also hate stupid traffic jams
53. Why would you even do road works at this time of day anyway
54. Though I feel bad for the poor guy that has to hold up the stop sign to all the angry commuters
55. I'll give him a wave
56. That wave came out creepier than I meant it
57. Sorry buddy
58. I cannot believe how long this trip takes me
59. If I still lived in the country, I could roll out of bed at like 8.15
60. Maybe I should move back rural
61. lol jokes
62. I'd probably earn more money though
63. Still young, should do this 'city experience'
64. Even if I waste half my life in traffic
65. Nearly there
66. Still may have time to buy coffee
67. Should buy a thermos
68. Should probably just cut back on my caffeine intake anyway
69. Meh, I'll try next week
70. Fingers crossed for a park that doesn't involve doing a reverse parallel
71. There we go
72. OI MATE DON'T STEAL MY PARK
73. Fucker
74. People are the worst
75. 8.25am nailed it
76. Until this afternoon anyway
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