1. "Sorry I'm busy tonight."
Truth: I really don't want to hang out.
2. "Oh no! That's a date I can't make it! Stupid work dinner urgh, I'll see if it can be changed."
3. "Oh we have a work dinner? I have my housemate's birthday that night!"
4. "Oh you need to cancel tonight? That sucks."
5. "Oh yeah, I had a great weekend! Caught up with heaps of people, it was awesome."
6. "I'm so sorry I've been so slack, I've had the worst cold!"
Truth: I have a bit of a runny nose I guess.
7. "Sorry I missed your call! My phone was on silent."
8. "Awesome party! Sorry I have to bail early, huge day tomorrow."
9. "I double-booked myself! Let's postpone, let me know when you're free next?"
10. "Hi, I was told to come in store to pay the rest of my furniture lay-by off, but is there anyway I can do it online?"
11. "The more, the merrier!"
Truth: Omfg, no.