10 Quotes From Aussie Politicians That Will Make You Want To Hit Your Head On A Moderateley Hard Surface.

Breathe. Just breathe.

The time Eric Abetz solved youth unemployment by telling young adults to take up fruit-picking in Tasmania.

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"There is no right to demand from your fellow Australians that just because you don't want to do a bread delivery or a taxi run or a stint as a farmhand that you should therefore be able to rely on your fellow Australian to subsidise you."

The time our Prime Minister's best buddy Jesus told him what's up.

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"Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s place to come to Australia."

The time Malcolm Turnbull questioned the important issues.

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I don't know Malcs, are we?

The time Kevin Rudd made heaps of sense.

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"Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate."

K-Rudd. Never change.

The time Christopher Pyne said 'C U Next Tuesday" to Bill Shorten.

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"I said grub."

Uh-huhhhhh.

The time Cliver Palmer spoke #realtalk

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"It's not my fault that I've unfortunately got so much money."

So unfortunate Clivey. Life must be tough.

The time Joe Hockey reassured us he ain't no Voldemort.

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"I’m rock solid with Tony, but I won’t sell my soul."

The time Cory Bernardi really 'got' what abortions were all about.

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Bernardi infamously described abortions as "as an abhorrent form of birth control.”

There's only one abhorrent thing here Mr Bernardi...

It's you (in case your pea brain didn't get that reference).

The time Pauline Hanson didn't like it. No. No. No. No. No she don't.

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"I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians."

The time Sophie Mirabella resorted to insults (so all the time).

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"Why don't you go and pop your Alzheimer's pills?"

I'm willing to put bets on the fact Soph has her own little burn-book stored away somewhere.