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Can We Guess Your Zodiac Based On Your Opinions Of "The Real Housewives"?
Aries are strong-willed, adaptive, and highly ambitious, much like Aries housewives Vicki Gunvalson and Heather Thomson. Despite their over-achieving, fiery personalities, Aries also love to whoop it up. Like Claudia Jordan, they have great senses of humor. Their direct, assertive personality can come across as aggressive and arrogant. However, like Shannon Beador, Aries are loyal friends and lovers and will fight for their cause.
Tauruses are all about strength, stamina, and will, often making for wonderful teachers or instructors. And who better embodies this than the woman who wrote the book on manners and etiquette, fellow Taurus, Countess Luann? Like Kandi Burruss, Tauruses are reliable, patient, and down-to-earth. However, Tauruses, like Teresa Giudice, are also known for their stubborn self-indulgent behavior. Be sure to be open-minded to what other people have to say before flipping a table.
Geminis have a duality to their nature and because of this, they can often be hard to predict, much like Beverly Hills housewife, Taylor Armstrong. One minute they're laughing and the next they're crying in a suitcase. There's an innocent child-like quality to Geminis. Like Eileen Davidson, Geminis can sometimes be highly-strung, superficial, and easily bored. However, at their best, Geminis are charismatic and infectiously charming.
Cancers like Lisa Rinna love home-life, tradition, and family. They're also melodramatic, sensitive, and reactive. If any sign were to smash a glass on the floor of a fine restaurant because you alluded to something negative about their family, it would be a Cancer. However, despite their moody behavior, Cancers, like Atlanta housewife Porsha Williams, make for loyal sympathetic friends.
Passionate. Strong minded. Impulsive. Melodramatic. Danielle Staub. Yes, like New Jersey alum and fellow Leo, you are headstrong and have no reservations when it comes to voicing your opinions. However, beneath this dynamic personality lies a generous, loving, and highly sensitive nature that, like Leo Carole Radziwill, you very rarely share with others.
Virgos like Lisa Vanderpump are intelligent, inquisitive, and charming people, and because of this, they make delightful conversationalists. With family and friends, Virgos like Caroline Manzo are nurturing, sacrificial, and compassionate. Virgos rely on balance. When their lives are out of balance, Virgos like Tamra Judge and Camille Grammer can become self-conscious, fussy, and even insecure. (Just don't say that to Camille's face.)
Libras, like Kathy Wakile, are all about balance, stability, and justice. They also love surrounding themselves with beauty, sometimes to the extreme (have you seen that woman's cannolis?) With Venus as their ruling planet, Libras — like former New York housewife Alex McCord — are understanding, caring, and are the champions of underdogs. Initially, they can be quiet and shy, not trusting their own keen intuitions. However, when they find their voice, they aren't afraid to use it. Especially when it comes to putting Jill Zarin in her place.
You have a head for business and are capable of effortlessly managing huge enterprises, much like fellow Scorpio Bethenny Frankel. You are a bit of a loner and prefer to have others off your jock. Despite your intense energy and passion, you're often described as secretive and mysterious. Like Phaedra Parks, you're constantly observing behind your withdrawn manner. Like other Scorpio housewife, Brandi Glanville, you often feel misunderstood, mistreated, and judged. Those who have felt your "Singer Stinger" will not soon forget. However, underneath your harsh exterior is a loyal, creative, and complex creature.
Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the planet of fortune, zeal, and expansiveness. So it's no surprise that Atlanta housewife Nene Leakes was born under this sign. Sagittarius has a reputation for narcissism. If any sign were to shout "I AM VERY RICH, BITCH!" it would have to be Sagittarius. Like other fellow Sagittarius Jill Zarin, you are extremely gregarious and sociable. You have an intense energy and ability to focus, but this energy must be channeled or, like Sonja Morgan, you risk going in too many directions at once...*cough* toaster oven.
Capricorns, like Orange County housewife Heather Dubrow, are highly intelligent, responsible, and self-disciplined. They're not the type to drunkenly dance on a cab in Puerto Vallarta. Capricorns are sometimes described as cold, rigid, and controlling. Let the man have his onion rings, Heather! They do not deal with opposition or criticism but, like Capricorn Sheree Whitfield, they're able to shrug off haters. Who gon' check a Capricorn, boo? Capricorns have no tolerance for game playing, insecurity, or lying. In the words of fellow Capricorn Kyle Richards, "You're such a fucking liar, Camille!"
Aquarians are the unconventional artists of the zodiac. Like fellow Aquarian Kenya Moore, you are inventive, future-minded, and spontaneous. They're also incredibly playful and unpredictable. Who else would bring a megaphone and a scepter to a reunion show? If there's one thing Aquarians hate it's ego displays, which is probably why Kenya has such bad blood with a certain moose who shall remain unnamed. Despite their self-centered, unreliable nature, Aquarians are gregarious humanitarians who will take on any cause.
Pisces, like Dina Manzo, are very intelligent, yet they keep a low profile. They are honest, trustworthy, and often have quiet dispositions. Like Dina, Pisces are highly spiritual and open-minded, enamored with mystical ideals. If any sign were to own a hairless cat and use the word "namaste" in their daily vernacular, it is Pisces. This sign is also prone to being gullible, like fellow Pisces Cynthia Bailey. This is unfortunate because this sign is beautifully gentle.