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    19 Things That Are Guaranteed To Ruin Any Date

    ♫ Dating is the worssssssst ♪

    1. Lateness - the date is basically over before it even begins:

    2. Getting a huge pimple:

    3. Unexpectedly getting your period:

    4. Going on a date with someone so boring you forget their name as soon as it's over:

    5. Taking time out to look put together and your date being an asshole about it:

    6. Your date feeling more like a job interview than a date:

    7. Awkward splitting the bill nonsense:

    8. Uninvited boners:

    9. Being on a date and wishing you were on the same date ... just with somebody else:

    10. Diarrhea:

    11. Your date talking about his or her ex on your date:

    12. Mustaches:

    13. Finding the piece of food in your date's teeth more interesting than what they are saying:

    14. Forced sexiness:

    15. Having to fake smile/fake laugh:

    16. Awkward "Wanna come upstairs?" talk:

    17. Neglected hair removal because you weren't expecting the date to go so well:

    18. Being on a date with someone who only wants to talk about him or herself:

    19. Your date making up a lame excuse to leave early:

    DATE RUINED.