Your university friendsYour parentsYour grandparentsYour school friendsYour colleaguesStrangersYour S.O.Your cool auntYour siblings
Lots of moneyGood looksA good sense of humourShared interestsIntelligenceRomantic gesturesA relaxed dispositonA sense of adventureWhatever. As long as they're available, you're not fussy.
FunA bit full-onSweetReliableCleverFussyFancyStylishUnique
SkypePostcardsEmailsPhone callsLettersTextsSnapchatYou don't
Popular peopleShy peopleDrunk peopleUnhealthy peopleStupid peopleLate peoplePeople who text at the dinner tablePeople who never cryBadly dressed people
A burritoSoupQuicheSushiNoodlesChilliA falafel wrapA grilled cheese sandwichSalad
Always being too tired to go outEating your food without askingNot paying rent on timeLeaving annoying notesBeing messyBorrowing your stuff without askingAlways having people overHogging the sofaHaving loud sex
ShoppingAt the pubIn the countrysideAt the gymAt nice restaurantsAt brunchAt a book shopAt homeAt an art gallery
What Should Your Thing Be?
Your thing should be being overly emotional. If you feel happy, cheer. If you're feeling a bit down, weep. If you're starting to feel angry, just scream. You'll be more unpredictable, but people like that. You're bound to become more popular.
Your thing should be exotic hats. Fedoras, needlessly oversized caps, the occasional bowler: you should wear them all. Regularly. Luckily you suit all hats, so you won't even look silly! Result!
Your thing should be nail art. You should give yourself a manicure at least once a week and start experimenting with different patters and diamantes. Just imagine how jealous you're going to make everyone. You'll be the envy of all your friends!
You're thing should be correcting grammar. And not just your friend's and familys' grammer. If you hear a stranger say something wrong on the bus call them out on it. Its your duty to make the world a better place.
Your thing should be white wine spritzers. They're a very refreshing drink, and they'll keep you hydrated when you're out boozing. If you absolutely must have a beer, make it a shandy. Your body will thank you.
Your thing should be being gluten-free. And not because you're allergic. Or even intolerant. Just because. And don't warn people about it either. Let it be a surprise when you go round for dinner and they have to cook something from scratch for you. Your friends will thank you for the challenge.
You should make white suits your thing. You don't need to wear them everyday, mind. Just on special occasions. Like anniversary dinners, job interviews, and Christmas. Everyone will think you're so glamorous.
You thing should be voicemails. A lot of people find receiving voicemails annoying, when a text would suffice. But you just need to see that as a challenge. How can you make your voicemails fun? Be experimental! Go wild!
Your thing should be letter writing. Remember that friend you made in camp when you were 11? Write to her. Remember that second cousin you once met? Send him a letter? But you know who's most important: your grandparents. They love receiving mail. What are you waiting for?