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“F#@K, Marry, Kill”: The '00s Edition

Seth vs. Ryan vs. Volcheck: You decide.

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Tabatha Leggett
Tabatha Leggett
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1. One Tree Hill: Brooke Davis, Haley James, and Peyton Sawyer

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2. Nathan Scott, Lucas Scott, and Antwon "Skills" Taylor

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3. The O.C.: Marissa Cooper, Summer Roberts, and Alex Kelly

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    Alex Kelly
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4. Seth Cohen, Ryan Atwood, and Kevin Volcheck

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5. Skins: Cassie Aisworth, Michelle Richardson, and Effy Stonem

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6. Tony Stonem, Chris Miles, and Maxxie Oliver

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7. The Harry Potter series: Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, and Luna Lovegood

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8. Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory, and Neville Longbottom

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