I know, I know. Everything thinks it's terrible now. But it's not.
1. Emma Willis is so good she might even be better than Queen Davina.
2. Carol and Charlotte are the cutest ever best friends.
3. And Ron and Bruce had the greatest bromance.
4. Some of the friendships are creepy though. Like Lauren and Courtney's.
5. Mario's nice, not sleazy.
6. And Lauren's a musical genius.
7. Charlotte wet the bed and everyone acted like it was a normal thing to have happened.
8. But maybe that's because she's adorable.
9. Abz performed "If Ya Gettin' Down".
10. When he's not singing, Abz has an unexplained Jamaican accent.
11. This is the bitchiest CBB house there's ever been.
"You're a stupid gremlin," "Get over it you fucking botox trout-faced witch," and "He's such an angry fucker all the time with his stupid red tomato face," are all phrases that these irate celebs have uttered during their time in the house. It's so bitchy. We love it.
12. For ages, everyone pretended this woman was a celebrity.
13. Screech didn't get saved by the bell.
14. Sophie kept pretending that she'd never had botox.
15. Courtney forgets to wear clothes every single day.
Literally, every day.