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26 Real AF Tweets That Will Make All Women Laugh, Then Wince

"When will some brave soul make a movie chronicling a young man's quest to have sex. Until then we'll all just have to wonder what that's like."

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Me: I look great today Fluorescent lights: I can fix that.

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Always a bridesmaid, never a new world-order leader in a post-apocalyptic all-powerful matriarchy. Sigh.

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"Nobody cares," typed the guy who cared so little he took time out of his day to reply "nobody cares" to my free joke on the internet.

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If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.

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"Smile more." - men, to the Mona Lisa

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Some guy actually thought this tweet, opened his Twitter app, typed it out, and clicked publish. Wow.

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Beyonce smiling next to Chris Martin is every woman who's ever had to momentarily dim her shine to work alongside a mediocre man #SB50

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Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

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'Do I @ her' - short guide. ▫️was what she said a joke? ▫️if yes did you understand it? ▫️bro are you sure ▫️bro

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boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s

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When will some brave soul make a movie chronicling a young man's quest to have sex-until then we'll all just have to wonder what that's like

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'WAKE UP PRETTY' v. 'EXPLORE YOUR FUTURE'

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are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ????

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Found out I have "resting woman face" which makes everyone feel the need to explain things to me

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going to bathroom to check if your period started even tho you know it hasnt = refreshing your inbox even tho u know theres no new emails

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Always wondered if the inside of celebs bags look like the inside of mine

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at every book event there's always one old white guy that says "this is more of a comment than a question........"

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Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.

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cool thought: if aliens came to Earth and just watched our movies & TV shows, they would assume women are a minority

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I saw the "Grab Her By The Brain" hat and decided to create my own version

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If you're new to dating men, here's a tip: you're going to hear a lot about the music that was important to him when he was growing up

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I can't think of anything that's better summed up what it's like to be a woman 🙃

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Wait is this the mansplainin emoj 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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Turns out I've been wearing the wrong sized bra!!! I should have been wearing one that was much bigger and had no straps and is pajamas

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