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    23 Little Things People Who Do Pilates Just Get

    "Can I just stay in the child's pose forever, please?"

    1. The first time you go, you realise that you've been standing up wrong for your entire life.

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    "Have I always stuck my head out too far? Do people talk about it when I'm not there? Am I the girl with the really sticky-out head?"

    2. And then you learn what standing up straight feels like and it's kinda mind-blowing.

    3. Once you've had your posture corrected, you'll think about the way you're standing all the time — even when you're not at Pilates.

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    You'll find yourself correcting your posture in the supermarket queue.

    4. There will inevitably be one 6'2" woman with hair down to her waist and the bum of a Greek goddess in your class.

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    She'll be able to do every pose without breaking a sweat.

    5. You'll feel very conscious of how your gym clothes are less professional-looking than everyone else's and you haven't painted your toenails in forever.

    6. When you first do a plank, your whole body will shake.

    7. And, for some reason, your wrists will really hurt.

    8. And doing leg circles will make you want to cry.

    9. Sometimes you will think you're doing the exact same pose as your teacher, and then you'll look in the mirror and realise you're literally not.

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    10. And there'll be times when you'll follow everything the teacher is saying, until they just ask something unreasonable of you.

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    "Roll down, touch the floor, now touch your knees with your nose..."

    11. When you're doing mat work, it'll feel a bit like you're giving yourself a back massage at the beginning.

    12. But that feeling will wear off.

    13. Doing a rollover looks like the easiest thing in the world, but it is actually impossible.

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    Again, your teacher will make this look like child's play.

    14. But doing a roll back is somehow even more painful.

    15. You'll find it incredibly infuriating when people ask whether Pilates is the same as yoga.

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    Yoga is lying down and breathing. Pilates is doing incredibly slow sit-ups for an hour.

    16. And you'll hate your teacher a little bit more with every leg count they make you do.

    17. But there'll also be moments when you suddenly do a pose you didn't know you could do, and you'll feel great.

    18. And you'll start to notice your muscles getting firmer.

    19. Also you do get to lie down on a mat in between doing horrible stretches, which is kind of cool.

    20. As soon as you get home from your Pilates class, you'll make the people you live with try out all the poses you did.

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    Except you won't remember them properly, and it'll actually kinda hurt.

    21. So even if your knees are bruised the next day...

    22. ... and it physically hurts you to sneeze...

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    23. ... it's definitly worth it.

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    And you'll keep on going back.

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