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How Wild Was Your Freshers' Week?

Warning: You shouldn't do any of these things (probably).

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  1. Have you...

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    Made a new friend?
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    Made five new friends?
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    Made 10 new friends?
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    Made so many new friends that you can't possibly remember all of their names?
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    Been invited to pre-drinks?
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    Hosted pre-drinks?
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    Played Never Have I Ever?
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    Played Ring of Fire?
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    Played Beer Pong?
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    Got drunk? 
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    Got so drunk you vomited?
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    Got so drunk you had to be put to bed?
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    Visited your campus bar?
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    Kissed someone?
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    Kissed more than one person?
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    On the same night?
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    At the same time?
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    Had sex?
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    With more than one person?
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    On the same night?
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    At the same time?
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    Done the walk of shame?
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    Called it a stride of pride?
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    Had Domino's pizza for dinner?
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    Eaten the rest of it cold for breakfast the next day?
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    Eaten a Rustlers burger?
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    Eaten a Fray Bentos pie in a can?
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    Worn a "Freshers' Week" T-shirt out?
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    Worn a Morphsuit out?
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    Worn UV body paint out?
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    Worn pyjamas out?
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    Gone on a three-legged pub crawl?
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    Played pub golf?
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    Queued for too long to get into a crappy nightclub?
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    Queue-jumped?
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    Befriended a bouncer?
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    Downed a Jägerbomb?
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    Bought a round of Jägerbombs?
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    Strawpedoed something?
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    While someone shouted "DOWN IT FRESHER" at you?
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    Photobombed people making out in a club?
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    Mineswept all of your drinks one night?
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    Got into a fight?
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    Stayed in a club until the lights came on at closing time?
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    Got kicked out of a club?
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    Got banned from a club?
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    Stolen a road sign?
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    Displayed the road sign proudly in your room?
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    Taken legal drugs?
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    Taken illegal drugs?
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    Eaten cheesy chips at 3am?
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    Eaten a kebab at 3am?
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    Befriended the kebab shop owner?
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    Fallen asleep in a taxi?
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    Got naked in a taxi?
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    Befriended a taxi driver?
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    Gone to a 24-hour supermarket in the middle of the night?
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    In your pyjamas?
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    Stayed awake for 24 hours?
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    Stayed awake for 48 hours?
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    Stayed awake for 72 hours?
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    Forgotten where you live?
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    Been to a Freshers' Fair?
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    Got free pizza at a Freshers' Fair?
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    Got more stationary than you could ever feasibly need at a Freshers' Fair?
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    Joined a society?
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    Joined a society you're not sure you understand?
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    Been recognised by someone from an older year?
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    Actually made friends with someone from an older year?
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    Used your student card to get a discount?
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    Peed in public?
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    Vomited in public?
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    Streaked?
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    Jumped into a body of water?
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    Contracted Freshers' Flu?
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    Gone to the doctor because of Freshers' Flu?
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    Called your parents?
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    Called your parents when drunk?
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    Called someone else's parents when drunk?
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    Slept in something that's not a bed?
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    Outside?
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    Updated your Facebook status when drunk?
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    Updated someone else's Facebook status when drunk?
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    Decorated your walls with posters?
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    And pictures of your schoolfriends?
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    Clingfilmed all of someone else's belongings?
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    Turned all of someone else's furniture upside-down?
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    Listened to someone talk about their gap yah?
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    Talked about your own gap yah?
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    Done karaoke?
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    Gone for a curry?
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    Dropped your drink into your curry?
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    Eaten it anyway?
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    Been to a foam party?
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    Been to a silent disco?
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    Been on a daytime treasure hunt?
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    Been to a pub quiz?
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    Climbed into a washing machine?
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    Let off a fire extinguisher?
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    Embarrassed yourself beyond repair?
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