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Are You A Proper Grown Up Yet?

Do you know how to empty your hoover?

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  1. Tick off all the sentences that apply to you.

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    I regularly iron my clothes.
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    I regularly hoover my flat.
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    I know how to empty my hoover.
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    I recycle.
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    I separate my food waste from my other rubbish.
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    I separate my white clothes from my coloured clothes when I put them in the wash.
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    I order my groceries online.
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    I order my vegetables from somewhere that is not a supermarket.
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    I eat vegetables with every meal.
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    I exercise regularly.
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    I have a savings account.
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    I have a rough idea of how long it will take me to save for a house.
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    I have already started.
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    I have a mortgage.
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    I know how to change a light bulb.
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    I can get rid of a spider without screaming.
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    I take a multivitamin every day.
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    I have a medicine box.
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    It is not just full of empty Paracetamol packets.
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    I can mend basic things.
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    I regularly go to the dentist.
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    I regularly go to the hygienist.
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    I regularly get my hair cut.
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    When I’m ill, I go to the doctors.
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    I always have change in my wallet so I can tip whenever I eat out.
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    If I had to, I could change a nappy.
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    I make my bed every day.
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    I know how to fold and iron bedsheets.
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    I clean my home at least once a week.
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    Including the toilet.
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    I know how to clean an oven.
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    I know how to claim a refund on a train ticket.
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    I can drive.
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    I can parallel park.
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    I know how to check the oil levels in a car.
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    I have home insurance.
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    It covers my mobile phone.
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    I can pitch a tent.
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    I own a sleeping bag.
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    I know how to get it back inside the little pouch it came in.
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    If someone stays at my house, they won’t have to sleep on the floor because I have a sofa or an air mattress.
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    I never go to someone’s house without bringing the host a gift.
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    There is more than one bottle of wine in my house right now.
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    And there are more than two spirits.
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    I know how to make at least one cocktail that is not a gin and tonic.
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    I know which wines I like and which wines I don't like.
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    I send Christmas cards every year.
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    I save the ones I don’t use for next year.
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    I write thank you letters after my birthday and Christmas.
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    I have a bag of Christmas tree decorations.
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    They’re not made of salt dough.
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    I own a table cloth.
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    I use it.
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    I own at least four matching plates.
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    I own at least four matching wine glasses.
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    If I broke one, I would replace it that week.
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    I own matching cutlery.
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    I own a food processor.
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    I own a decent set of knives.
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    I own a slow cooker.
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    I regularly have people over for dinner.
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    I serve them olives and breadsticks while they wait for their main food.
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    Sometimes I bake a cake for dessert.
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    I make my own dips.
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    I write to letters to the old people I know.
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    I send postcards to my family when I go on holiday.
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    I am currently in the middle of a good book.
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    I sometimes buy myself flowers.
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    I can open a champagne bottle.
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    I know how to book a flight.
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    I own at least two sets of bedding.
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    I own a towel that I have purchased since leaving university.
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    There is at least one living plant in my home.
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    There are framed prints on the walls of my home.
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    There are framed paintings on the walls of my home.
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    I phone my relatives on their birthdays.
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    I text my friends on their birthdays.
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    I buy birthday cards in advance.
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    I own wrapping paper.
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    I can make at least one meal without using a recipe.
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    I own linen serviettes.
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    And I also own kitchen roll.
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    I own a toolkit.
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    I own a cafetiere.
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    I can use chopsticks.
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    I know how to remove a wine stain.
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    I regularly go to galleries, museums, the cinema, and the theatre.
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    Sometimes I get photographs printed.
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    I have a pet.
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    My pet is happy.
 
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