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How Crap Were Your Town's Nightclubs?

Did it have a pole in the middle of the dance floor and a selection of WKDs?

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  1. Tick off all the crap things you local nightclubs had.

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    A decaying facade
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    Facebook: FezClubCambridge
    A smoking area you can pass a fake ID through
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    A bouncer with a missing tooth
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    A light-up dance floor
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    A "girls get in for free" policy
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    A guest appearance from a reality TV star
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    A £1 sambuca deal
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    Sweat dripping off the ceiling
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    A carpet
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    A cigarette dispenser
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    A pub quiz machine
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    A broken Bucking Bronco
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    A tepid hot tub
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    A token club pervert
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    A selection of WKDs
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    The occasional foam party
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    A "no trainers" policy
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    A sticky table
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    Flickr: greencolander
    Broken glass on the floor
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    A group of top lads having an epic night
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    A group of Z-listers in the "VIP" area
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    A hot dog stand on the dance floor
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    A stamp on your wrist
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    A marker pen line on the back of your hand
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    A joyless corridor
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    Drinks with sparklers coming out of them
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    A miserable toilet attendant who doesn't want a selfie with you
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    A basket of toiletries including Charlie Red
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    A sticky staircase
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    A piss-covered toilet seat
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    A queue for the loo
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    Christians handing out water bottles outside
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    A novelty-sized cocktail
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    Gas chamber shooters
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    Flickr: aadplus
    A rooftop smoking area
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    An ironic '90s dance floor
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    Flickr: shankaronline / Crea
    A menu of sexually named cocktails
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    A deal on Jägerbombs
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    Flickr: messycupcakes
    Songs that continue playing once the lights come on at 3am
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    Actual people shagging
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