Buzz·Posted on 26 Aug 2015How Crap Were Your Town's Nightclubs?Did it have a pole in the middle of the dance floor and a selection of WKDs?by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Tick off all the crap things you local nightclubs had. 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Facebook: FezClubCambridge A sleazy photographer Check Facebook: FezClubCambridge A sleazy photographer Facebook: FezClubCambridge Image: instagram.com A broken Bucking Bronco Check instagram.com A broken Bucking Bronco instagram.com Image: instagram.com A tepid hot tub Check instagram.com A tepid hot tub instagram.com Image: Thinkstock A token club pervert Check Thinkstock A token club pervert Thinkstock Image: google.co.uk!3m8!1e2!3m6!1snnhZa-Hs1NMAAAQJOGcsPA!2e0!3e3!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fphotoid%3DnnhZa-Hs1NMAAAQJOGcsPA%26output%3Dphoto%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26minw%3D203%26mi A leather sofa Check google.co.uk!3m8!1e2!3m6!1snnhZa-Hs1NMAAAQJOGcsPA!2e0!3e3!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fphotoid%3DnnhZa-Hs1NMAAAQJOGcsPA%26output%3Dphoto%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26minw%3D203%26mi A leather sofa 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