"Swag Surfin'" might be the most culturally impactful one-hit one wonder of all time.
Because it gave us the greatest dance of all time – the swag surf.
Over the years, it's become less of a dance craze.
And more of a spiritual experience.
It's the new black national anthem.
Because it builds community.
It's probably the secret to world peace tbh.
Which is why we do it while protesting.
Just like our ancestors did.
OK maybe they didn't, but imagine how beautiful it would've been to see them swag surf at the March on Washington.
Honestly, there are few things more beautiful than black people coming together to swag surf.
Which is why we make it a part of all of life's big moments.
In fact, most people dream of being fortunate enough to experience swag surfin at an HBCU.
It's hard to believe everyone doesn't know the dance's healing powers.
But we're plotting on changing that so stay tuned.
Thank you F.L.Y. and God for giving us this gift of a dance.
(Always remember to swag surf responsibly.)