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Dos And Don'ts For Anyone Going To Black Church On Easter

Because you know it's the only Sunday you go to church all year.

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3. Do get there early if you expect to get parking and/or sit with who you came with.

Parking on #easter at church black people always wanna pop up easter


5. Do remember that it's "Resurrection Sunday" and not "Easter."


Even though the pastor will probably remind everyone that the Easter bunny is not the one who died for their sins at some point during his sermon.


12. Do get ready to find out every single person in your neighborhood who has “the cancer” or “the sugar” when they read the sick and shut-in list.


14. Do expect a bunch of people you don’t know or remember to know everything about your life because your mama been bragging about you during Bible study.

15. Don't forget to download the Bible App before church so you don’t take all day to find the scripture because you forgot which order the books of Matthew, Mark, and Luke are in.


20. Don’t be surprised when the pastor doesn’t just cut to benediction after everything on the program has been done; he’s still about to chat with you all for another hour about nothing.

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