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Dos And Don'ts For Anyone Going To Black Church On Easter

Because you know it's the only Sunday you go to church all year.

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3. Do get there early if you expect to get parking and/or sit with who you came with.

Parking on #easter at church black people always wanna pop up easter

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5. Do remember that it's "Resurrection Sunday" and not "Easter."

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Even though the pastor will probably remind everyone that the Easter bunny is not the one who died for their sins at some point during his sermon.

7. Do expect everyone to be shady and look your way when they ask visitors to stand.

Don't stand. You'll regret it, I promise.

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12. Do get ready to find out every single person in your neighborhood who has “the cancer” or “the sugar” when they read the sick and shut-in list.

14. Do expect a bunch of people you don’t know or remember to know everything about your life because your mama been bragging about you during Bible study.

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