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Young Jason Momoa β€” And I Can't Stress This Enough β€” Could Spit In My Mouth

SPLIT πŸ‘ ME πŸ‘ IN πŸ‘ HALF. πŸ‘

As you probably know, a lot of people are obsessed with Jason Momoa rn because he just starred in Aquamarine or whatever.

While I'm not exactly one for superhero movies, I am one for Jason Momoa.

And this week, I came across a picture of YOUNG Jason Momoa that gave me A LOT to think about.

So after much consideration, I have decided that young Jason Momoa could, indeed, split me in half.





I would honestly pretend to drown and if either of the other lifeguards besides young Jason Momoa tried to save me, I'd be like, "No."

I want young Jason Momoa to perform m**th-to-m**th on me, rub SPF 75 on my pale a**, use me as his f*cking b**gie b**rd, IDGAF!!!!!!!



...this pic just gave me a pregnancy scare.

In conclusion πŸ‘ therefore πŸ‘ and thus πŸ‘ these pictures prove that Jason Momoa is a pipe-able Hawaiian god at any age...

...but like, ESPECIALLY here.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!!!!!!!! Kiss kiss!!! ✌️😘