CelebrityΒ·Posted on Jan 3, 2019Young Jason Momoa β And I Can't Stress This Enough β Could Spit In My MouthSPLIT π ME π IN π HALF. πby Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail As you probably know, a lot of people are obsessed with Jason Momoa rn because he just starred in Aquamarine or whatever. While I'm not exactly one for superhero movies, I am one for Jason Momoa. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And this week, I came across a picture of YOUNG Jason Momoa that gave me A LOT to think about. So after much consideration, I have decided that young Jason Momoa could, indeed, split me in half. Tap to reveal Click to reveal Like. Are. You. KIDDING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I would honestly pretend to drown and if either of the other lifeguards besides young Jason Momoa tried to save me, I'd be like, "No." I want young Jason Momoa to perform m**th-to-m**th on me, rub SPF 75 on my pale a**, use me as his f*cking b**gie b**rd, IDGAF!!!!!!! Liiiiiiiiike?????? Umm........ ...this pic just gave me a pregnancy scare. In conclusion π therefore π and thus π these pictures prove that Jason Momoa is a pipe-able Hawaiian god at any age... View this photo on Instagram ...but like, ESPECIALLY here. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!!!!!!!! Kiss kiss!!! βοΈπ