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15 Things That'll Make You Say, "Damn, That Sucks"

Alternatively titled, "A Series of Unfortunate Events." Just not by Lemony Snicket.

1. This couple who celebrated their anniversary by putting their unfortunate initials in rice:

2. This coffee creamer culprit:

3. This highway in Colorado that's been blocked due to fallen rocks, and now its detour is over 4.5 hours:

4. The Ranch Incident™:

So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...

5. This amazing seat that was 100% worth the money!!!!!!!!!

6. This heroic rescue:

WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking. STORY: https://t.co/H4HavJnsgn

7. This photobomb:

This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

8. This........yup:

9. This valid excuse to never go to the gym EVER AGAIN:

10. This minor up-charge for that good two-day shipping:

11. This spontaneous allergic reaction that truly did THE 👏 MOST 👏:

lesson of the day: stick to what you know. 😂 buy things you always buy.. it doesn’t hurt to try new foods but SHEESH. just pray you don’t look like me in the end.😂😂

12. This parmesan mishap:

Guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again? 🙈🙈🙈

13. This wonderful response to the question, "Was it worth it?":

14. This relaxing morning by the pool:

i was just trying to have a relaxing morning by the pool

15. And lastly, this lil' token left behind by some passenger whose flight left two hours ago:

Let us mourn.