1. This right here...this got me:
Extremely powerful messaging in Logan Square today
2. 😊😊😊:
6 yo me in the corner of the pool
3. The Owl™:
4. Beyblade 💖:
no, no you misunderstood me - I’m not calling you “babe” as in short for “baby.” I’m calling you beyb as in short for beyblade. let it rip
5. This lil' pick-me-up:
brewing up a little something to take the pain away
6. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they’re having an eternal staring contest
7. THIS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Important!!
8. Ummmmm...sir?
my little brother at 12:45am on the security camera
9. This painfully relatable tweet:
i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored. shut up. i have no attention span. i need to chew on batteries
10. Yup:
11. 60 Minutes' verbal annihilation of babies:
Loving this absolute roast of babies
12. This complete and utter truth:
an orb is a sphere with a sinister secret
13. THIS 👏 QUARANTINE 👏 MIRACLE!!!!!!!! 👏
my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look...
14. This one goes out to dads everywhere:
what normal what fathers people see see
15. This inarguable fact:
Hillbilly is short for hilliamwilliam
16. This struggle!!! ://///////
I hate having huge titties it’s never “how was your day” it’s always “can I see your huge titties”
17. THIS HEADLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Khloe Kardashian's Kampaign For A Second Term As Mayor Of Boo Boo The Foolville Strengthens With Rumors She And Tristan Thompson Are Expecting Again; World Awaits Apology For Jordyn Woods [GETTY] https://t.co/fLQXL6jBtX
18. And lastly:
this aged well