1. This block of wood that was painted with 5,000 coats of paint between the years of 1950 and 1964:

3. This cabbage doggo with leek legs:

4. This painting of the Lord playing soccer with tweens:

5. This half-priced doctor's note regarding Mr. Klein's urine culture:

6. This painting of Satan taking a shadook:

7. This plethora of disturbing baby figurines:

8. This tin foil cat hat:

9. This glass-encased rose...............for your butthole:

10. This discarded proposal prop — a PROPosal, if you will:

11. Yet another image of the Lord playing sports with tweens(???):

12. 101 Things to Make with Human Skin by Ronald Skinemwell:

13. These clams playing poker:

14. Pickle Me Elmo™:

15. This old meme face, but 3D and HORRIFYING:

16. This "Everybody Loves Switzerland" shirt:

17. Someone's most precious memory:

18. This large bear with a disproportionately small face:

19. And lastly, this ~fun 'n' flirty~ way of incorporating the Dead into your sex life:
