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the only thing men collectively have is the audacity
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a pregnant virgin i can believe, but three wise MEN? all in one place?
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do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying
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men b like “haha chunky filas r ugly” n then wear those skinny jeans that look like ribbed condoms u know the ones
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boys that will definitely ruin your life: 1. any boy named kyle 2. all matts 3. chads (or anything with -ad) 4. any variation of zachary 5. any guy whose name starts with j
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"BUT WHAT ABOUT MEN-" shhhhhh SHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHhhhhhhhhh hush now sweet boy shhhhhhh now is time to rest
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Salem Witch Banning Abortion Trials Rights 🤝 Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished
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not to be that person that’s always asking what the fuck is wrong with adult men but has anyone figured out what the fuck is wrong with adult men
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men who say Ariana’s they’re kinky new album 🤝 not slapping as hard as i was hoping
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fathers: you can't trust men. they only want one thing. uncles: boys are trying to play you cousins: you better not be dating those boys brothers: they just want to get inside your pants. girls: men are trash men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
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how is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy
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every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
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Do men still hunt and gather? https://t.co/lxSkihvkfU
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nobody: white boys: i just miss her so much BRO
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He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first
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WOMEN: Treat us like humans. MEN: You’re being sensitive and irrational. GILLETTE: Men, we can be better. MEN: *PTERODACTYL SCREAM*
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if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?
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men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
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dudes be in the dm’s like: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey wow fuck you sIut hey
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Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷♀️
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found out my mom drove HERSELF to the hospital when she was going into labor bc she was mad at my dad for not giving her enough attention and wanted to birth me by herself bc “men are incapable”... so yes I am the son of a petty queen and, yes, I will carry on her legacy.
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A group of white men is called a subreddit
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Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
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"Did you cum" Yea to the wrong house pass me my crop top im leaving
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men should have curfews so women can go out at night
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i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government
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guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that
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A man cheating on Beyoncé is all I need to know about men
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NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED
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“Teenagers shouldn’t be involved in politics!” ...and religion shouldn’t be involved in the government and men shouldn’t be involved in women’s healthcare, but here we are.
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“My ex girlfriend is crazy” Code for: I played w her emotions, ruined her mental health, gave her reasons to be jealous, used gaslighting when she called me out, and now that she’s justifiably upset/hurt I demonize her hoping other men won’t want her and she’ll come back to me.
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My grandmothers 1925 version of “men are trash” x