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By the time you’re 25 you should have: -??? -?????? -??????????? -a haunting story about taking edibles
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Your twenties come like puberty part 2 but make it psychological https://t.co/Yul7qO4e8L
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my favorite thing about being in my twenties is constantly not living up to my potential
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my twenties have taught me that people really are THAT horrible and they would really do you like THAT
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I’m in my twenties... I have a full time job, I own a car, I’m not addicted to drugs, I haven’t been arrested and I beat teen pregnancy BUT that won’t stop my Mom from reminding me about that one time I fucked up on October 21st 2006
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being in your twenties is just texting your long distance best friend all the embarrassing shit you drunkenly did this weekend until one of you gets a real job
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oh so you’re in your twenties and you DON’T have a crippling caffeine addiction? grow up
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i started dating guys in their mid twenties with the hope they’d be more mature than those in their early 20s but they’ve just have had more time to think of more creative ways to be terrible
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by the time you reach ur twenties u should have: • almost solely gay friends • resigned urself to the fact that u will never have affordable housing • the back pain of an 80 year old man • a deep rooted hatred for capitalist society
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Two important lessons I learned in my twenties: - If you think everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep. - If you think you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.
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men in their twenties are all playing some super secret game with each other and they get points by coming up with new and creative ways of fucking girls over
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Being in your twenties is weird. Sometimes I feel so old and sometimes I feel 12
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men in their thirties see a woman in her twenties and are like 😏 she’s got time and i’m gonna waste it
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WHAT I THOUGHT I'D DO AT PARTIES IN MY TWENTIES • meet new people • get drunk • dance WHAT I ACTUALLY DO • meet new dogs • drink water • tell guests that brought food that their recipes are "so good, they might be dangerous"