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    Updated on Dec 1, 2019. Posted on Nov 29, 2019

    20 Times Twitter Dragged Men To Their Demise This Month

    "Women just get it. And men don’t. Won’t elaborate."

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    remember when we were all 15 and would put on drugstore makeup and straighten our hair for 2 hours only to have an average looking boy who was failing biology ignore us at the high school football game

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    Ur crying over a guy who still uses Snapchat as his only form of communication

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    white dudes be like “imma play devil’s advocate” bro u made a 12 on the ACT the devil doesn’t want u

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    women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

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    When guys turn 30 they have to pick a subclass: - podcaster/streamer - beer guy - guy who bikes to work - golfer

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    My bf don't know this but everytime he makes me cum i put $1 in a jar & that's how much ima spend on him for his bday. So far he's not getting anything https://t.co/Hzv5BzEFLw

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    women posting their ugly boyfriends on Instagram like “what would I do without this goof” girl you would thrive that’s what you would do

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    We spontaneously reproduce once we've made twenty men cry https://t.co/CtoYhIsIkg

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    you ever meet a man and get strong reddit vibes from him

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    no man has all three: -live -laugh -love

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    you’re crying over a guy whose pick up line is “wanna smoke”

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    if you’re a hot girl and you date a hot guy then hes gonna have a huge ego bc hes a hot guy and he’ll fuck you over. HOWEVER if you’re a hot girl and you date an ugly guy then he will get an ego bc he has a hot gf and then fuck you over. my point here is that hot girls can’t win

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    my vibrator has 17 settings. For contrast, the most skilled man I've ever slept with had a mere 10 fingers.

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    a guy is only as sexy as his reaction when he walks into a spider web

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    Stop letting men that use 2 in 1 Shampoo as body wash make you cry

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    “we don’t have to like actually have sex if you don’t want to...” - guy who really wants a blow job.

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    one time i let a guy tittyfuck me and he asked if i came when he did so now im thinking about that

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    Women act like it’s a bug that men are dumb and horny when it’s actually a feature

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    Last night I hung out with some random guy from tinder just so I could get smoked up and I let him get the aux and he goes “alright this is gonna be a weird one” and then put on float on by modest mouse