1.
He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first
2.
every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
3.
boys: do u like girls with big boob or big butt better the same boys: i wash my face with dish soap
4.
Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30 seconds
5.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or...?
6.
white girls just want a wedding so they can hear their totally uncommunicative boyfriends say what they like about them for the first and last time during vows
7.
if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?
8.
My favorite part of hook up culture is knowing the guy who cried in my bed over his ex girlfriend & held my hand for 4 hours before never speaking to me again still watches my Instagram story every day
9.
The Man by me having sex Taylor Swift 🤝 wonderin if I’d get there quicker if I was a man
10.
The male equivalent of getting bangs is thinking about doing stand up
11.
found out my mom drove HERSELF to the hospital when she was going into labor bc she was mad at my dad for not giving her enough attention and wanted to birth me by herself bc “men are incapable”... so yes I am the son of a petty queen and, yes, I will carry on her legacy.
12.
A group of white men is called a subreddit
13.
"Did you cum" Yea to the wrong house pass me my crop top im leaving
14.
men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks
15.
"hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup ahah I bet you get a lot of creepy dm's but I'm not like all those other guys message me back beautiful btw whats your snap"
16.
Men aint shit in all species of life https://t.co/FH5CgIM1rq
17.
men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”