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I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot
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Guys. Let me tell you what my manager did today. A grown woman, on 6 figure salary. Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. So she went to M&S Please look at this
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In conclusion : I’m an idiot
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The result of posting your driver's license and social security number on Twitter 😭😭😭
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my dad doesn’t know how to download music to his phone, so he decided the best way to listen to his favorite music is by recording the music videos from the tv on his phone ! 😭🤣
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Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.
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I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔
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Message from a landlord, "don't cook meals in the kitchen"
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My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the cake they made her instead. It’s Marie Curie, looking very festive.
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Her uncle was so drunk he thought he was talking to a female on FaceTime 😂😂😂
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Everyone who works in customer service should legally be allowed to fight one customer a year.
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My baby sister 😭 I don’t even have any words LMFAO
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Kids are so fucking stupid. 😂
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A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS: Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip
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oh my god..., who’s gonna tell him
