14 First Messages That Left...Uh...LASTING Impressions
"Noah fence, but..."
1. When Taylor here was on 'shrooms:
The new girl at work just sent me this
2. This great observation:

3. This honest mistake:
Oh okay thank god
4. This Grindr follow-up:
me emailing my coworkers repeatedly after not getting a reply
5. Noah fence:
how do u close instagram dm’s
6. This attention-grabbing — albeit concerning — DM:

7. This swing and a miss:
Out here making friends
8. When this match was glad the blonde was just a phase:
I’ve been thinking about this all day... #Tinder #Dating #Toronto
9. This ~stealthy~ slide:

10. This smooth move by the grass cutter:

11. This bit that just...was not received in the slightest:

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12. "Show me how those t*ts f*rt":

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13. This foolproof opener:

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14. And lastly, this promise that we're all holding out for:
This energy>>>>>>