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if you’re dating a theatre kid you’re single to me. what’s he gonna do, stand up one vertebrae at a time?
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scientists: we have 5 months to save the world me: thank you five
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Nobody: Theatre majors: TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE IN A DULL DARK DOCK IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON WITH A LIFE LONG LOCK
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i am a: ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘former theatre kid crying about: ⚪️ the fate of our country ⚪️ my current math grade 🔘 "Not While Im Around" from Sweeney Todd
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working out to hamilton is peak former theatre kid bullshit
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landlords Musical theatre kids 🤝 Loving rent
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theater kids after typing “theatre” instead of theater
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absolutely no one: the cast of a high school production of “Bye Bye Birdie” in a Denny’s at 11:45pm:
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theatre kids be like “M*cbeth”
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working with a pack of former theatre kids is unbearable..... every mundane task gets turned into a musical...... i know no peace
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I’ve decided that news people are just former theatre kids that have been given something important to say
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@_ciangela thank you five, next
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You know you’re a reformed musical theatre kid when all of your heels vaguely resemble character shoes
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theatre kid culture is skipping class but still showing up at school for rehearsal
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theatre kid culture is assigning one of your theatre teachers as your parental figure
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Former theatre kid culture is listening to the Hamilton soundtrack late at night when you're angsty instead of Drake
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Former theatre kid culture is smelling a certain hairspray and getting whiplash from the violent flashbacks to a specific dressing room and specific show
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you can always tell who the theatre kids are because they’re the most annoying and I say this with full conviction as a former theatre kid