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dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor
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If you’re 20 and he’s 28 yall should NOT be dating There is a HUGE maturity gap You need to be with someone who’s your own age mentally (He needs to be at least 45)
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Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5
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Single food be $7.92 Relationship food be $93.73
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if i ever dated a poet i would simply pretend that i did not know how to read
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this is a weird age because half of my friends are in serious relationships and the other half are drunk or high by 3pm
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I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule. The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship
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I was on tinder and accidentally swiped left on a guy I had a HUGE crush on and I obviously wanted to match him, so I literally BOUGHT tinder premium for $9.99 JUST to go back and swipe right on him ....we didn’t match
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casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
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Boyfriend: what’s wrong? Girlfriend: nothing.... Girlfriend the rest of the day:
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what I love about “dating around” is that instead of one bad boyfriend you can have five
12.
i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt
13.
RIP to the instagram following tab which always faithfully and without reservation told me who my crushes were fucking whether i wanted to know or not
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Why don’t guys ever ask me on dates??? My friends are always like “yeah john asked me on a date” and I’m like wow that’s nice Jake asked me to come over at 2 am when he was drunk and then the next morning asked me what happened so that’s really romantic
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Women be so busy until they start liking you. Like ma’am where did your job go?
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Honestly dating me is a flex
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I haven't dated for a long, long time but are guys really pulling the "let's be exclusive" thing 6 months into dating like what, I have been exclusive what the fuck have you been
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i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives
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be the hot sexy single that you want to see in the area