The other day, Twitter user @kennielaine shared that she texts her man asking "to make a dick appointment ... like every day."
I text my man “hello id like to make a dick appointment, what do you have available?” like every day 😂
Naturally, another Twitter user, @baby_b0nes, shared her own dick appointment inquiry to her S.O. and challenged others to do the same:
text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses
Let's just say the boyfriends really went off with this one:
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@baby_b0nes IM FUCKING DEADDDD LMAO
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@baby_b0nes
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@baby_b0nes @samlikespizza93
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@baby_b0nes WAIT HAHHHh I’m DEAD AF
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@baby_b0nes @Bluegrovelane This took a turn
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@baby_b0nes Wait it getS BETTER
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@baby_b0nes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂
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@baby_b0nes (we are long distance rn)
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@baby_b0nes
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@baby_b0nes UPDATE: he had his best friend text me to set up the appointment😂😂
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@baby_b0nes hi, in need for a new man, this is UNACCEPTABLE
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@baby_b0nes
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@baby_b0nes this mans
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@baby_b0nes @jeweleaves we’re breaking up immediately
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@baby_b0nes
I 👏 CAN'T 👏 YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
