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    Updated on Aug 4, 2019. Posted on Jun 3, 2019

    People Are Texting Their Boyfriends To "Schedule A Dick Appointment," And Their Responses Are GENIUS

    "Customer disclaimer: Dick appointment may not be as long as normal, no refunds."

    The other day, Twitter user @kennielaine shared that she texts her man asking "to make a dick appointment ... like every day."

    I text my man β€œhello id like to make a dick appointment, what do you have available?” like every day πŸ˜‚

    Naturally, another Twitter user, @baby_b0nes, shared her own dick appointment inquiry to her S.O. and challenged others to do the same:

    text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses

    Let's just say the boyfriends really went off with this one:

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    @baby_b0nes IM FUCKING DEADDDD LMAO

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    @baby_b0nes @Bluegrovelane This took a turn

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    @baby_b0nes πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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    @baby_b0nes (we are long distance rn)

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    @baby_b0nes UPDATE: he had his best friend text me to set up the appointmentπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    @baby_b0nes hi, in need for a new man, this is UNACCEPTABLE

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    I πŸ‘ CAN'T πŸ‘ YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

    OWN