20 Wild Things On NYC Subways That Wouldn't Make A True New Yorker Look Up From Their Phone

*Frank Sinatra voice* I want to be a part of it...

1. This business meeting:

Dude just whipped out this desk on the subway and started his meeting from pics

2. This web-footed commuter:

Subway creature from SubwayCreatures

3. This absolute living nightmare:

Normal morning until I took the subway... from WTF

4. This absolute *chef's kiss* ARTISTE!!!!!!!!!!

Nora Neus 🏳️‍🌈 @noraneus

This girl is needle-pointing a tiny Baby Yoda on the nyc subway she’s my hero

03:45 PM - 06 Dec 2019

Twitter: @noraneus

5. This dog owner who simply made it work!!!!!!!

The New York subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in his small bag. from funny

6. This mid-transit happy hour!!!!!!

A full bottle of wine rolled out from under a subway seat and then these 2 strangers popped it open and started drinking it. This is peak NYC from pics

7. This average occurrence:

A guy brought his peacock onto the NYC subway and no one even looked up from their phones from pics

8. The ✨Christmas Spirit✨ itself!!!!!!!!

Festive wear for a festive time from SubwayCreatures

9. What the little girl on the left said:

Just another day on the subway from youseeingthisshit

10. NO 🚨 MORE 🚨 URINE 🚨 BAGS!!!!!!!!! 🚨

NYC subway station elevator. from WTF

11. This guy:

Guy with a Sharpie'd hairline on a NYC subway from WTF

12. When the Uber to the funeral was too expensive:

a coffin in the subway from WTF

13. OK!

taking a ride on the subway from WTF

14. This crabitization:

Just another day on the NYC subways. from WTF

15. This notetaker:

enron @enrondripgod

someone took this photo of me taking notes on the subway and airdropped it to me

06:19 PM - 01 Feb 2021

Twitter: @enrondripgod

16. This Cutting Board Queen™!!!!!!!

Artisan Chef Spotted on the Subway from WTF

17. This pimple popper:

That moment when mom pops your pimple on the NYC subway. from WTF

18. Hmmmm!

Should i be scared from SubwayCreatures

19. This dedicated gamer:

What he playing tho? from SubwayCreatures

20. And lastly, the grand reveal of this 20-year-old cultural relic:

Someone peeled off 20 years worth of subway ads to reveal this Road Trip poster, circa 2000. from mildlyinteresting

H/T: r/SubwayCreatures.