Buzz·Posted on Sep 22, 201915 Funny Tweets About Dating, Which Is Honestly A Joke At This Point"And for my next trick, I'll give him an 18th chance to prove his love for me."by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sabrina @sabrinawxm i want a husband. i’m tired of telling 20 guys how my day went 04:08 AM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS i am ⚪️single ⚪️in a relationship 🔘ignoring red flags in anyone who gives me attention consistently 03:57 AM - 15 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. losing it, @prophethusband how girls flirt: this picture of these monkeys i sent you who are snuggling that’s you and me you are the big monkey i am the little monkey how boys flirt: jesus fucking christ youve never seen john wick what the fuck are you out of your mind come over after work then 04:08 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. adam @brokeangeI and for my next trick i’ll give him an 18th chance to prove his love for me 06:55 PM - 12 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 𝙅𝙅 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙤 @imlittleJJ when u flirt but u know ur not down https://t.co/4bH9yKLiYg 12:00 AM - 10 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS My favorite part of hook up culture is knowing the guy who cried in my bed over his ex girlfriend & held my hand for 4 hours before never speaking to me again still watches my Instagram story every day 12:26 AM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𓁮 chris ϟ @_chriswolfe when your crush actually responds back to your message 03:10 AM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Dana Donnelly @danadonly sexual tension is just when you and a hot person have nothing to say to each other 09:51 PM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Catherine Cohen @catccohen men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks 08:50 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. claire parker @SorryDontClaire I think I’m the perfect your-ex-boyfriends-new-girlfriend because from some angles I’m really hideous (good for ur self esteem) and from some angles I’m really beautiful (good for your transitive-property market value) 07:39 PM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. brayden bauer // @im_your_density me stoned showing Nathan for You to another tinder girl 05:50 AM - 02 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. yeet pray love @sarahndipity18 if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast? 02:53 PM - 30 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jaboukie? @jaboukie me 166 hours a week: SINGLE!!!! dodnt dey tel u tht i was a SAVAGE!!! fuck your white HORSE and ur CARRIAGE!!! hot gitl YEAR! me every sunday 5-7pm: i would sacrifice my sense of smell for someone to hold 04:50 AM - 02 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. carina hsieh @carinahsieh bumble can kiss my ass and not just because i got blocked by four different matches in an hour 11:59 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. micha (artificial intelligence fan account) @ookkliklaminaat the idea dating of having a loving partner 09:39 AM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite